So yesterday, I thought it would be funny to buy things that made the cashier go "OKAY!?", so I went to a target store that I rarely go to and bought myself a box of gloves, two lubricant bottles, and a doorknob with no keyhole. I went to a cashier who was young enough to understand this almost instantly and she she said "oh god" very quietly but she said it, and I smiled cuz she knew what was going on. "Have a nice day!" she said and I replied with, "Oh I know I will!" with a big smile in my face. A few hours later I returned to that same target and returned the doorknob.