RIP Nelson Mandela, a visionary, someone the male population of the world can learn from.
He beat his wife, but was still somehow universally loved.
Fcking Legend !
What's the difference between Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela ?
About 6 days ...
My neighbour called the police to say I was playing led zeppelin much too loud.
They arrested the cunt.
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
"Led zeppelin," I replied.
"Who?" he said.
"Yeah, I liked them too."
"That's it!" she stormed, "I can't compete with you and your 80's metal music. I'm leaving you. I've met someone new."
"No! Who is it?!" I shouted.
"He's called Tommy and he's not in the least bit obsessed with bon jovi!"
"Tommy?" I said, "He used to work on the docks."