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TheMatrixman

TheMatrixman

From United States, 20 years old.
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Im a fuckin loner.

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about 15 hours ago
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I HATE THE DMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 days ago
Hardest Working Ponies He Ever Met.
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http://sweetie-burger.tumblr.com/



A blog that only has images of Sweetie Belle eating burgers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbfpFRsXvIM



Banned BurgerKing/SpongBob commercial lol

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14 days ago
Horse Taxes
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A Compilation Of Superjail Posts I Made Overtime
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Are Ebola Jokes Still Funny Guys?
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My drug dealer cracks me up.

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27 days ago
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So yesterday, I thought it would be funny to buy things that made the cashier go "OKAY!?", so I went to a target store that I rarely go to and bought myself a box of gloves, two lubricant bottles, and a doorknob with no keyhole. I went to a cashier who was young enough to understand this almost instantly and she she said "oh god" very quietly but she said it, and I smiled cuz she knew what was going on. "Have a nice day!" she said and I replied with, "Oh I know I will!" with a big smile in my face. A few hours later I returned to that same target and returned the doorknob.

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about a month ago
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My little brother nicknamed me crab. That's it. Crab. He calls me crab now.

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about a month ago
True Freedom Comes From The Bone
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