Windmill Windmill for the land turn forever hand in hand...
where did noah keep his bees
In the ark hives
i can't wait to hear about all the kids that get caught jackin it in theaters cause of 50 shades of grey
|￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣ ￣￣￣￣|
| Krusty Krab Unfair
| Mr. Krabs is in there
| Standing at the concession
| Plotting his oppression
|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿ ＿＿＿|
Do you ever look at an anime character and go "Who the fuck would wear that, does that item of clothing even exist?"
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Asexuals don’t fuck around.
"I AM 5 FEET AND I WILL FIGHT YOUR TALL ASS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" -Me, like, everyday
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
I wonder how many of my followers disabled Profile Updates because of my annoying status updates
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.
what does Batman like to put in his drinks?
You wake up on Christmas morning, full of excitement. You run down the stairs, only to see Jesus standing over your tree.
"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NOT YOURS' he yells as he runs away with your presents.