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agent_zero posted a status update

@josh No matter how tight your routine is, there are always loopholes:



Lunch period:
+45 minutes
Sleep is for the weak, Red Bull will make you strong:
+1 - 2½ hours
Exercise while you do chores:
+1 hour
Set a really annoying timer outside the bathroom door:
+10 - 20 minutes
3 hours of homework is bullshit. Get a smart friend to help you or use a homework-evading maneuver:
+1 - 1½ hours



Total free time on school days: 4 - 6 hours



Total free time on holidays: 12½ - 14½ hours

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2 days ago
agent_zero posted a status update

TFW you look back at what you did this summer and realize you didn't do jack shit (even by internet standards) and basically wasted 2½ months of freedom and bliss.

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6 days ago
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So my friend's little brother wanted to rent a movie on demand and asked me about the Austin Powers trilogy. "Oh yeah, I remember those movies! I think the third one came out like 4 years ago."



And then I realized; it came out 12 FUCKING YEARS AGO.



I feel old...

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8 days ago
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@josh Well a new site isn't just going to pop up out of nowhere (unless you count pop-up ads), and even if one does it probably won't be any better than our situation here...

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24 days ago
agent_zero posted a status update

@josh523 I know that feel bro. It's just been one big domino effect with users here lately. First TheMatrixMan, then Brad, then elek, koko, and AFW were soon to follow. It's good to see another bro standing their ground, but if this "Gloom Effect" isn't stopped....



Memecenter could face a dark, vacant future.

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24 days ago
You See This? This Is Real Art!!!
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Let Me Enjoy My Summer Why Don't You?
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Ultra - Realistic Disease Simulator My Ass!
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agent_zero posted a status update

I'm back from my family reunion, now I remember why I moved out -_-

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about a month ago
agent_zero posted a status update

I'm going to New York for a few days for a family reunion, so you better not start a communist revolution while i'm gone!

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about a month ago
agent_zero posted a status update

Please put this as your status if you know someone or are related to someone who has been killed by an OP. OPs are nearly unstoppable, and they can use faggot guns. 93% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been killed by an OP or don't believe in OPs. 6% are OPs themselves sitting in the shower armed with over 100 GB of gay porn, whilst the remaining 1% are glorious comrades and will re-share this.

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about a month ago
There's Always That One Friend Who Simply Refuses To Grow Up
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