so today i heard some kid ask his dad "who created humans?"
the dad replied:"god did"
then the kid asked: "who created god?"
then out of nowhere, a total strangers walked by and said "humans did"
Man: How long have you held out without drinking any alcohol?
Friend: 8 years.
Friend: Yeah. When I was a kid. From 0 to 8.
Doctor: Do you have drinking problems?
Man: Nah, I drink beer without any problem at all.