What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
i'm cutest guy in this feed
i said i smoke weed, not that i'm a Rastaman
my bff looks like a younger, brunet version of Kurt Cobain
i wish i had fake neko ears, id look really cute with them
A group of german students land on Charles de Gaulle Airport.
The security guard asks them :"Occupation?"
"Nah we on vacation"