Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"