@mike johnson.... dogs? what kind of plan is that, let me tell you about pigs:
The best thing to do with a body is to feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"
Why is it every time I try to set my birthday properly on Memecenter it just changes a tad bit or a lot?
"Nope, your new birthday is October 27th."
The closest I've gotten it set to my real birthday is Nov 17th. :L
The real revived character.
@dekurunner A koala?
I dunno, why are you!? ARE YOU SOME KINDA WILD ANIMAL!?
@Sir_Apple You're apart of it.
MEMES, DNA OF THE SOUL JACK!
It took me about 4 minutes to post that status.
Shoutout to all those who suffer the atrocity known as 20kb/s internet.
May your pages always load.
I don't consider torturing a frog by getting him drunk with vodka and attaching him to balloons funny..
@Deku I'd be slightly more terrified if it was attached to your body.