Fight my nan and you're free to enter
You have to fight without shirts and shoes
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don't forget about the second rule
My name is Phillip Miller, and I'm a 30 year old white guy from Arizona. I work in a bowling alley. The pictures I showed you were taken of a good family friend of mine who thought my online persona was funny.
All the lies, the pain and suffering I have brought onto myself and others by forcing this persona onto you of a SJW chick is all wrong, to the point that the character of this long-running joke's been watered down, and so I apologize to cloudhwk, onlinemessiah, verde, ranbrant, and countless others, since I never meant to actually debate them in the comments. For all you know, my life is a lie.