AND the Americans actually got some reinforcements in that battle
2 Germans and an Austrian xD
Imagine being that American junior officer at the battle
"all right we're stuck in a small castle surrounded by the SS, what do we have to fight with?"
"A tank, a handful of Americans, some Germans, a tennis player and a retired French minister Sir."
I made an exam and the teacher helped me, how pleasant is that.
Also she gave me a fking counselor. Fml
Two reasons why girls are single:
1. You don't suck dick
2. You suck too much dick
Today they gave us the grades for the semester and I just mother fucking passed it.Insert everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
I have a dream, that one day there will be a kurdish girl that becomes my best friend and has a lot in common with me
I can keep dreaming for a long time ;-; KURDS Y U DO DIS
during history class someone argued with the teacher that Stalin was a great leader because he won the war and stopped the hunger in Russia.
The teacher answered "it's not that hard to stop the hunger if you kill almost everybody"