My dad cut our garage in half to build a new room with 2 closets its very own bathroom and a remote for the fan also a flatscreen tv just for my little sister -_-
the 50shades of grey posts are more annoying than the dress posts.
I love intellectual men, and so do a lot of women and gay men. We want that Ph D!
(Though an associate's or Bachelor's and above are all perfectly good, too. Or at least be one of those sensitive, intelligent and thoughtful type dudes. Personality trumps looks!).
The only word with "b" that you call a lady is beautiful.
Those bitches love being called beautiful.
Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. ”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.