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ducemon posted a status update

K,I'm out hommies!

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about 6 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@bbb,nah,katieuber-san lol,or lucy I think

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about 6 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@katie,lol,who's Zack?

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about 6 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

Bye chandley! See ya in a few days!

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about 7 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@zain,what did you do bro?

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about 7 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

Me trying to pick up girls




"Hey,do you like bread? I sure do"
Girl starts laughing
"So,how about a potato? "
Girl laughs so hard she passes out and hits her head
She ends up in the hospital



And people wonder why I'm single xD

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about 7 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

So,anyone wanna make a polandball out of that or do I have to do it?

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about 8 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

USA: We have drones,little Romania. If we ever fight,I'll be sorry.
Romania: If you ever of havings to fight us,you won't really havings drones anymore......
USA: YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER? THIS IS WAR!!!



*on battlefield*



USA:Ok,I have my guns and drones,ready to fight? Huh,what's with the cloak?
Romania:This is of magic cloak that gives me powers of magic!
USA:Yeah sure,now stop messing around so I can kick your europoor ass....
Romania:SUMMON GYPSY POWERS!!! *throws a dime at USA*



*Gypsyballs rise from the ground*



Gypsyballs: Fer? Fer? FER? *they look at USA* FER!!!!



*after the battle*



Romania looking happy:Told you that you will not havings of drones anymore,pretenas.
Trashed USA whose glasses are chewed by a gypsy: Let's not tell anyone about this,ok?




Totally happened,now can someone make a Polandball out of this? Bloat?

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about 8 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

They're releasing Total War Attila in 2015.......




Are they just beating a dead horse by making the Barbarian Invasion Expansion for Rome into a standalone with a fancy name?



LIKE REALLY! It's basically the same shit! That should be an expansion to Rome 2 not a standalone!

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about 8 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@pinkie,yep,kinda pink,even 5 you

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about 9 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@pinkie,that sweater is.......ummmm....girly as fuck from my POV,even someone with the nickname Pinkie

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about 9 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@hawke,ferguson? You mean the black kid shot on the playground or something else?

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about 9 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@hawke,And this lil' niggas,is how I met the hoe that gave ya shits life! In a burning KFC eating watermelon!

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about 9 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@astry,math homework :/



And I still have to add you on LoL :/

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about 9 hours ago
ducemon posted a status update

@saku,I hear you,I hear you. What the hell do you want?

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about 9 hours ago
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