It's that time of year again. Where everyone who is not like 6 years old is busy as hell. This year I'll be working some night shifts to get some extra money for Christmas. Most people are probably used to the fact I am not around that much but it will be even less than that for right now. So just a heads up, even though people will most likely not even read this and wonder where I've been, but whatever.
As always, I'm watching you fap... I mean have fun out there.
So my Aunt and Uncle have been having this fruit fly problem. So I cut a lemon in half and left it on the kitchen counter. Every now and then I'd go to the lemon with a can of hair-spray and a BBQ lighter and quickly torch them.
Today I went back and I see more fruit flies just walking over the charred remains of their friends and family to get at more of the lemon... Fruit Flies are fucking metal dude.
There should be a limit to status posts... Or at least some kind of shock collar installed to people's mouses; If they try to post more than 10 times they get 10,000 volts staight into their arm... Just throwing out ideas admins... Hint hint, nudge nudge.