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So I had a dream last night where Bulma taught Chi-Chi a new trick to please Goku in bed. In the end result Goku practically blew her head off with his SSJ cum shot....... I have the best dreams.



No but seriously it was hilarious, when I get the hang of drawing I'm making a comic out of it.

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29 days ago
eatmyfist posted a status update

Okay, quick update before this ancient "computer" crashes on me again:



My laptop's broken, will be fixed by the end of next weekend hopefully. Depending on what's wrong with it, I might need a new one entirely. So I will be back by either next weekish, or next month give or take.



On my mom's "computer" right now, it's about 8 years old. Getting MC to load was a chore , I don't know what kind of stroke this thing would have if I opened the comments, notifications or my messages.



I'm seeing this thing stutter even as I type this lol. So have fun out there, don't worry I'm not dead, only my laptop is.

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about a month ago
eatmyfist posted a status update

I've always wanted to hack Vlade's account and just post a blank image with a single dot as the title. Then I would sit there and watch as people completely rage over how many more likes it would get than their stuff.



Possibly touch myself inappropriately over the fact of knowing I ruined some many people's day. Yes, that would be a good day. (^///^)

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about a month ago
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So I heard talk of Justsayin making Lucas look like an idiot earlier on. How does this surprise anyone? I don't know if you've noticed, but anyone who thinks Lucas is intelligent are twice as stupid as he is. Justsayin has an actual logical brain.



Everytime I've spoken to Lucas, the kid just parrots shit he's seen in books. Toddlers have the ability to read books, and say something to a parrot enough times it will eventually mimic it. That is not intelligence, not even close. And no, being a pompous little shit in the internet doesn't make you brave, I doubt you have any idea what bravery actually is.



If someone can link me to those comment that'd be nice. I'd like to read this discussion, for I am bored.

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about a month ago
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Whenever you're feeling down, and that the world is out to get out on those bad days... Always keep in mind there's someone in the world who is way better off than you are for literally no reason, and you will die one day... possibly slowly.



This has been therapy with your friendly neighbourhood Eatmyfist. That'll be $49.99 by the way.

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2 months ago
eatmyfist posted a status update

I love internet justice XD http://comtempimg.memecdn.com/p18nu01nipmbkbuc1i9se3f1akc3.gif



Don't spit in the face of the community, or the community can and will curb stomp you.

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2 months ago
I Will Be Many! I Will Be Legion!
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Well shit, looks like I missed a party on here last night lol. So what I can gather from what I saw on my end of the feed is;



Some people got banned (again), a lot of people got upset over something they have zero control over (again), then some more people left (again).



And now to predict the future;



Things will happen that will upset people who have no control over it (again). Someone will make a childish post insulting a user or the admins (again). People will get banned (again). More people will threaten to leave (again), because their concern revolves around features and ranks (surprise surprise), while pretending they don't care about features and ranks, and fooling no one (what a shocker).



Honestly, the bicycle song from Pokemon Red was less repetitive than this.

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2 months ago
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I see a lot of people giving attention to trolls or prejudice, narrow minded idiots on here. So I figured I'd share my thought process on why I don't bother;



Scenario 1: It is a troll who is just acting like that for your attention to gain some kind of satisfaction on the internet.
Result 1: They will not listen to logic or reason, and you are wasting your time arguing with an idiot.



Scenario 2: That are actually that prejudice, narrow minded and stupid, and think acting like on the internet will accomplish something.
Result 2: Refer to Result 1.

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2 months ago
eatmyfist posted a status update

So yeah, a few of us are hanging out here sharing music. If you want swing on by. It's been pretty fun in there.



http://plug.dj/2291e5d7/

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2 months ago
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