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It's that time of year again. Where everyone who is not like 6 years old is busy as hell. This year I'll be working some night shifts to get some extra money for Christmas. Most people are probably used to the fact I am not around that much but it will be even less than that for right now. So just a heads up, even though people will most likely not even read this and wonder where I've been, but whatever.



As always, I'm watching you fap... I mean have fun out there.

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eatmyfist posted a status update

So my Aunt and Uncle have been having this fruit fly problem. So I cut a lemon in half and left it on the kitchen counter. Every now and then I'd go to the lemon with a can of hair-spray and a BBQ lighter and quickly torch them.



Today I went back and I see more fruit flies just walking over the charred remains of their friends and family to get at more of the lemon... Fruit Flies are fucking metal dude.

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eatmyfist posted a status update

There should be a limit to status posts... Or at least some kind of shock collar installed to people's mouses; If they try to post more than 10 times they get 10,000 volts staight into their arm... Just throwing out ideas admins... Hint hint, nudge nudge.

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