these status i wrote is just a premature ejaculated memes.sorry about that
according to the evolution theory there's only one step between humans and chimpanzees. so chimpanzees are one step forward from doing it missionary and we're just one step backward from throwing our feces on each other. and from what i saw lately (Justine beaver and lickey cyrus etc ) i think we're gonna have a shitty time LITERALLY.
-a Feminist : "they said keep your friends close but your enemies closer. but where do you keep your wife?"
-me: "in the kitchen"
i ate a cow's brain once. it was fried, delicious and gave me the whole zombie experience. and how i get it u ask,well i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a cow. (this stuff ain't cheap yo'know whadam sayin'.)
some other member here on mc wrote "BOOBS" on the status bar. and i liked it, i feel retarded.
i think i'm using too much hashtags.#sorry #TooMuch#