Too tall to trick or treat, too short to impress da ladiez..
I had a dream that I was on an escalator and Katy Perry kept poking my ass with a slice of pizza..
But yeah I still don't have a vagina yet so I can't post :^[
I'm not making any comics till I have successfully completed my sex change operation
Dat moment when you're adjusting your balls and your aunt walks in and starts asking you when you wanna get married
I think herpes is my favorite english word to say
Got the ice-cream song in my car, time to go disappoint some children
Bro: "Whoa that's weird, that Chinese lady's wearing an Indian dress."
Me: "Hey how do you know she's Chinese? She could just be somebody with small eyes."
I don't even know how we're still alive
Say "artist" with a British accent
Shit I reported a profile by accident..
Hope you don't get banned, Mustapan
Got out of the shower and my mom screamed thinking I had a bunch of ants on my back.
It was back hair.