Dat moment when you're adjusting your balls and your aunt walks in and starts asking you when you wanna get married
Thanks for all the bday wishes
<3 you all
I think herpes is my favorite english word to say
@revvy Ace dies
Got the ice-cream song in my car, time to go disappoint some children
Bro: "Whoa that's weird, that Chinese lady's wearing an Indian dress."
Me: "Hey how do you know she's Chinese? She could just be somebody with small eyes."
I don't even know how we're still alive
Say "artist" with a British accent
Shit I reported a profile by accident..
Hope you don't get banned, Mustapan
Why does soy milk taste like cardboard
Got out of the shower and my mom screamed thinking I had a bunch of ants on my back.
It was back hair.
A lot of bookkeeping work this week for me, a little busy :S
on a side note I don't like drawing with my shirt off because of my very realistic fear of nipple paper cuts