I wanna be like Bakoahmed when I grow up
I had a dream that I was on an escalator and Katy Perry kept poking my ass with a slice of pizza..
But yeah I still don't have a vagina yet so I can't post :^[
I'm not making any comics till I have successfully completed my sex change operation
Dat moment when you're adjusting your balls and your aunt walks in and starts asking you when you wanna get married
Got the ice-cream song in my car, time to go disappoint some children
Bro: "Whoa that's weird, that Chinese lady's wearing an Indian dress."
Me: "Hey how do you know she's Chinese? She could just be somebody with small eyes."
I don't even know how we're still alive
Say "artist" with a British accent
Shit I reported a profile by accident..
Hope you don't get banned, Mustapan
Got out of the shower and my mom screamed thinking I had a bunch of ants on my back.
It was back hair.