All I smell like now days is marshmallows and cigarettes.
Awkward Moment #9: Meeting your mom's boyfriend and realizing that he is old enough to be your brother.
Got locked in a room with a jehovah witness on Friday and they started ranting about how I was going to go to hell. I blasted Suicide Silence and told them I couldn't hear them over my "satanic" music.
I don't mind religion but it isn't polite to force a religion on someone. I think people need to learn manners.
Awkward Moments #8: Wearing a matching outfit wih the person you like. (100% not on purpose)
Awkward Moments #7: Having someone you don't know come into your house, sit on the couch and snuggle with you while claiming the xbox 1 is better than the ps4, then leaves.
Awkward Moments #6: Being the only one crying in a theater. Really loud. During a Disney movie. Then coming
out and looking like shit.
Awkward moments #5: Getting messages from random people asking how to give a blowjob.
Awkward Moment #4: Eating so much, that you are gaging at the dinner table.
Anyways, Happy Turkey Day!
Awkward Moment #3: Receiving dick pics.
Awkward Moment #2: talking to the person you like about their butt.
Awkward moment #1: Finding out you like someone and having silent eye contact for 3 minutes straight.
My rank is 696. My immature mind ruined it for me.