A : Body wash/conditioner, yes. And I've been known to on occasion deliver it a swift death thanks to me clumsily shaving in the morning. And I'm the sort of person who does NOT look good clean shaven.
A : I'm gonna break this one down into a few little bits. 1. I don't know how famous and level-uppish I'm going to get. But I'm thrilled to see such faith in me :D 2. There's no physical way I could actually stop you from saying that. 3. I totally encourage you to say that. So "Yes."