met a girl on tinder, joked around about drugs 'n stuff until i said "don't want to disappoint my mother", which she answered with "don't have a mom to disappoint".
got me in a bit of a corner, but my reply of "i was going to make a joke about that, but my humor is so dark it stole my bike" probably didn't go well since she never answered anything after.
and that's why i'm single, folks
ISIS: WE BEHEAD INFIDELS!
the west: these basterds must be stopped at all costs!
Saudi Arabia: WE BEHEAD INFIDELS!
the west: well, it's a different culture, what can you do?
found a girl on tinder who says she is pansexual, but also tells me to send dank memes
this must be a test from the gods