Just your ordinary guy living the 'Murican life. Although I kinda discovered how fucked up my head really was from the moment I was in a plane and had nothing better to do but imagine stuff.
So if any of you are telepaths, I recommend you guys stay away from my head, there's a lot of fucked up shits in there and you guys be all like ------> ಠ_ಠ???
Name: you'll find out :P
Gender: seriously, you guys have to use common sense if you can't answer that
Hobby: I like to think of naughty things, regardless if they're straight, gay, or weird ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Favorite Food: Spaghetti!!! nuff said
Occupation: I work in a call center filled with good looking women
Home Country: It's somewhere in Asia and don't you dare mention that I'll die if I don't eat rice
Trivia: My great grandparent were wealthy Spanish nobles who e̶n̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶F̶i̶l̶i̶p̶i̶n̶o̶ c̶o̶m̶m̶o̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶ lead the native masses
A : daaaaaw~ Thanks for the compliment and for the follow (^_^)
and as for the feature, that's ok, I'm not here for the likes, I'm here for the lolz, I don't give a damn about being featured or not, I just want you guys to laugh, feel, cringe, or see something awesome