My uncle went to the toilet, my uncle sat down, my uncle pooped, my uncle got up to pull his pants up, my uncles phone fell from his back pocket into the toilet, my uncles phone was now on a pile of poop
I hope you weren't eating anything :D
Y'know what kind of grinds my gears?
There's this guy at school who asks a lot of useless questions like; when im eating he is like "hey what are you doing" WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE??
I'm just simply walking on the halls going to class; "Hey what are you doing" I'm fucking baking a cake, can't you see? Damn nigga u blind as fuck.