>Be me, 13
>Be depressed af because I think I'm ugly
>Comes up to me
>"What's wrong, Zeph?"
>A few moments of silence
>"Did you get someone pregnant?"(she was very serious with this question)
>"WTF GRANDMA OF COURSE NOT I'M MOPING AROUND BECAUSE I'M UGLY"
>"Well, either way keep your dick in check, Zeph. I don't want you to make a bad mistake."
>Mfw grandma thought I had sex
>mfw the same thing happened a year ago
>mfw I have no face.