this comes from pandademic:
ben n memecenterer was at tabel
dey were haeving a convertaetain.
da memecenterer sed to ben "adminz, will u 4evers feeture me?"
ben sed "NO..."
memecenterer wuz sad.
he ran awy n cryed
he triped ovur a feel.
he wuz ded.
ben ran ovr to instagram hiz body.
ben wisperd in hiz ear "i ment 2 say... ill feeture u 5ever"
dat meen he feeture her mor den 4ever
lik dis if u cri evrytim.
KASUME....that's her name.....she's there....