mith and kejjo :V
@mith it wasn't obvious I was talking to you ( it's aa joke )
@kejjo not as mean as you <3
And I don't even get a hello back, atleast I confirmed you guys are assholes indeed
Kejj is a famous youtuber :O
Then I heard it, the answer to my cry for help "Vees, the faster you get home, the faster you get to go back online, and I won't bother you for the rest of the day about it"
I grabed muh triggers and build up my courage to get back home, from there, I jogged at sanic speeds to arrive back to my safe zone, to sit there for the rest of the day, binge eating for the 9 calories lost outside.
I found Kejj's Yt Channel ._. i saw a Sfm that's all
*Going on a walk to increase internet usage time* "Vees, come on faster, you're not that out of shape are you?"
"ZIP IT YOU ABLEST UNCULTURED SWINE" *Lays on sidewalk preparing for death as I had forgotten to put sunblock on and how ever could I continue on with the absence of such a glorious substance*
*Sister jogs back to poke me in the stomach really hard* *Lays on side in fetal position* "The blame this on the patriarchy.." I mutter, preparing my last words "Cis male scum..."
The builders across the street were watching me, and I wasn't going to explain because this happens almost every saturday as they are use to it
*stabs kejjo* We must end humans before it starts