Geosense has been down for a while. Anyone else used to play it?
Today the heavens opened up and an angelic choirs sang down to me.
I was entrapped in a pillar of light, and through the crowds I could see the Lord myself look my way.
I was not worthy of such a divine visit, so I humbly bowed to my creator.
"I came here to give you a mission, a sacred crusade against evil" came him booming voice.
"You, brave memecenter(er?) must regain your standing in the top 100 users of the site, or I shall bring down a flood upon the Earth again."
"Of course," I mumbled nervously, "I will do your will"
So I am posting some stuff
Don't you hate it when people hide like this status subliminal messages in normal sentences?
Notice to all men: Every second you live not during a prostate exam is a blessing.
Women always complain about pregnancy pains, but they have the last laugh.