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So during work, one of my friends started screaming after he heard certain news. This is how it happened:
Friend: OMG! PATRICK DIED! I JUST HEARD FROM THE NEWS PATRICK DIED!!!
Me: Who the fuck is Patrick?
Friend: YOU DON'T KNOW HIM?! OMG YOU'RE AN IDIOT! PATRICK THE CARTOON CHARACTER!
Me: WAIT, PATRICK STAR IS DEAD?!
Friend: Not him, silly! The one from FAMILY GUY! I'm a super fan of Family Guy! I love that show so much and they killed him! Assholes!
Me: Patrick?! YOU MEAN BRIAN!
Me: Bitch, how can you even be a fan if you don't even know who the dog is?!
Friend: Oh yeah him! Brian died OMG!
Me: [Peanut butter jellies internally]