So, I ordered Fairy Tail celestial keys off of the internet.
A few days later, I got them.
I opened up the box, and found out that the silver keys were black.
I also got this keychain with it that had 10 ring things on it even though I got 18 keys.
Also, it was so old and rusty that the clip didn't work and I had to jury-rig onto another keychain that I had.
I looked online, and found out that multiple keys were done incorrectly.
I was curious about what else they f*cked up and looked at the box carefully.
I noticed three things:
1.) They added jewelry to Natsu.
2.) They only got the logo right once.
3.) There was a story on it...
"Lucy always wanted to join the girls gathered in a number of powerful magicians named Fairy Tail guild. Under the guidance of the Naz, Lucy finally get what you want, then, Lucy Naz, Gray, with Ailusha and Xabi is composed of the strongest team, journey begins..."
I snooped around some more and found three words that made me get hundreds of online jokes.
"Made in China."