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alstreim

alstreim

From Netherlands, 39 years old.
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Get Your Deres Straight
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Ah, The Classics
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Well, She Is The Smart One.
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The One Thing You Want To Be Reminded Of : Part 2
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kupo707 posted a status update
Girl walks in on her brother masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, she says, "Bro, what are you doing?"
Her brother replies, "Don't worry sis, you'll be doing it soon enough!"
"Really? Why's that, Bro?"
"Well, my arm is getting tired..."
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!"
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I remember being told that every time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can't wait to see my new cock.
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That They'll Be Awesome...?
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That It'll Look Awesome...?
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What  Is On Your Doormat?
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T Is For Titty And That's Good Enough For Me.
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Things Cut In Two
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Check Your Privilege
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kupo707 posted a status update
what is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you have to take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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