Moshi-moshi Stalin desu.
Kon'nichiwa theangelofvengeance kun~
Why did you abandon us, Stalin-sempai? We can't live on our own, we need communism and more Bolsheviks!
I apologize, I wasn't active for a little while, I was locked in the Kremlin's rest room.
So Hitler is your *** slave now?
Will be, one way or another.
Draw me like one of your Russian comrades, dear Stalin
*hastily throws lube bottle aside*
yes, yes, I shall proceed...