salt and vinegro chips
I had a hallucination yesterday about Cole Phelps, with a determined look on his face, chasing after criminals in his Oldsmobile rocket 88 except they were all drifting and “Initial D - Back on the rocks” was playing.
i hastily took a shower without checking the water temperature and ended up hurting my fragile ivory virgin skin, and now i just wanna sleep forever
goblin lives matter
he dindu nuffin he wuz a gud henchmen
What if the Mt. Vesuvius eruption was a made up conspiracy theory to cover up a gorgon invasion where everyone in Pompeii got turned into stone
If you say “what’s an Alamo?” out loud three times in the mirror, every single appliance in your house starts playing the The Yellow Rose of Texas out loud full blast and can’t be turned off
my kidneys feel like they're about to explode every time i see the neckbeard cringe
i don’t know why but i find hyper distorted national anthems to be peak comedy
browsing the Recent page is like watching the future cuz you'll be seeing some of them end up on the featured page
As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said: ‘if the day does not require an AK, it is good.’
i feel sorry for people who believes in curses and luck
Required education and mandatory waking hours implies that Lazytown is actually a communist dictatorship and Robby Rotten is actually a freedom fighter who’s reputation has been slandered by state run media.
Robbie Rotten is the true hero of Lazytown
ash ketchup is a huge faggot he's everyone's bitch