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Marsu - vandaag om 21:57 Marsu - vandaag om 22:03 Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:15 @Koban, brrr. No wonder I get frigid around you. So it WASN'T my vagina shutting off around your general unsexiness afterall! I was just getting freezer burn the whole time from being simply near your vicinity!XD Throwing hands up and dusting my hands of powdered sugar as I look at the glorious pigeon doughnut party before me. Later Coming back home. Dredson: Hey Noreen, how was- Stops as he gets a good look at me. Me: Wearing smeared white, flaky substance over my lips and down the front of my shirt, which was smeared. Hi Dredson! Dredson: .... Me: What? 7 Minutes later. Me: Is on ground flailing. Dredson: Spraying me with waterhose while wearing a nun's habit. GOD KNOWS NO UNCLEAN CHILDREN, CHILD. Me: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND Dredson: LET THE LORD SAVE YOU Me: YOU'RE NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN. Marsu - vandaag om 22:16 yeah how about fucking no Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:19 Finished pressing sandwich and has put on a plate, and is pouring tomato soup out of a box and into cup, which I then pour into a saucepan on the stove. http://www.memecenter.com/fun/6446393/i-amp-039-ve-been-thee Now this. This is interesting shit. No wonder this site is falling down the gutter, the only people in comments sections anymore seem to be simpleton trash with no form of imagination, inspiration, or anticipation. The 13 year olds who populate it now are so full of shit... I'm so glad to be getting old now. Memecenter I've Been Thee Autisto - vandaag om 22:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK11Lh8F6I YouTube Fast Track 2 - Hydraulic Press vs Sandwich Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:21 Me: Cups Eru's face and pinching his chin between my fingers. Look at this adorable face. Eru: Wearing this expression. O_O Me: Now you're saying this isn't traumatized, too? Joost - vandaag om 22:22 bitch ill ban you Autisto - vandaag om 22:22 Hello. If you keep calling me a fag I will end your career with a diss track Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:22 oki Joost - vandaag om 22:22 tom Autisto - vandaag om 22:22 I'm pretty good with paperwork, and choking on cock. Joost - vandaag om 22:22 je bent een fag Marsu - vandaag om 22:22 hazardous beoing flying through my window??? Autisto - vandaag om 22:23 I'm gonna be late to dick-sucking school. Marsu - vandaag om 22:23 how to make vending machine as construnct worker Autisto - vandaag om 22:23 grabs an innocent bystander and smashes his head against a rock repeatedly until all that's left is the brain in pieces how relaxing wakes up and puts out a sign saying "get off my property or eat my balls" Want to fuck grandma's pussy? -wishes on the dragon balls to change your tits to be smaller, but still a good size- *I have a cut mark over my eye from a fight as it drips blood as im walking around ponyville * Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:25 How to not get arrested 101 https://i.gyazo.com/3426ecf1fe7b56e7aa7f0e6f9e4db935.png Joost - vandaag om 22:25 _wat is deze streepjes smh Marsu - vandaag om 22:26 http://i.imgur.com/60ZKv3d.png THROWBACK THURSDAY Joost - vandaag om 22:26 het is woensdag Marsu - vandaag om 22:26 BOEIE Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 22:26 mijn jongens Marsu - vandaag om 22:26 wacht ik bedoel BOEIE Autisto - vandaag om 22:27 Joost - vandaag om 22:27 how to do deze dingen ooooh kewl HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Marsu - vandaag om 22:27 verdomme Joost - vandaag om 22:27 Sucka my pipi he said Marsu - vandaag om 22:27 ~stuur hulp~ Autisto - vandaag om 22:28 pulls a wad of cash out of her vagina Joost - vandaag om 22:28 dabs Autisto - vandaag om 22:28 your twerking is bad and makes me want to puke and and now i cast a spell to make you suck my dick lights up a marijuana Marsu - vandaag om 22:29 http://i.imgur.com/Q1XSwMK.png Autisto - vandaag om 22:29 goku jerks off Was at the beach in a very revealing bikini as all the guys wanted her body. They all stood around her jerking off to her is at the mall looking at some my little pony hoodies (DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME OR ILL KILL YO MAMA -_-) Marsu - vandaag om 22:31 https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13237854_1782152175350624_1067807380495700547_n.jpg?oh=7bc32953afafe515fa9165277a786d45&oe=57D061B3 Joost - vandaag om 22:31 is about to kick tom tbh Autisto - vandaag om 22:31 liar puts 5 cookies on the ground in a line and i put my dick on top of all of them Joost - vandaag om 22:32 dont bring that cancer in here Marsu - vandaag om 22:32 Autisto - vandaag om 22:32 smirks and grows futa anyone want to be dominated Marsu - vandaag om 22:32 Autisto - vandaag om 22:33 (i cut my slef with a knife).....openRp..... Joost - vandaag om 22:33 one more time and you are out fug u Autisto - vandaag om 22:34 gets rapped by tentacles Joost - vandaag om 22:34 -_- Autisto - vandaag om 22:34 -Sonic Trots through Ponyville his dark aura glowing purple in the moon light- for women who think size matters i only have two words FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #gotohellstereotypingwomen Joost - vandaag om 22:35 nice prank Autisto - vandaag om 22:35 -Imagines getting fucked by a futa- mmm~ the air feels so good on my ass~ * Starts to drown but im not going to the service * -plays with a knife and it cuts me- OW! NOW I KNOW WHAT PAIN FEELS LIKE is far away almost dead as a demon stands over me ready to rape me* 11 retweets 4 vind-ik-leuks Beantwoorden lays in my room in a dark purple thong, smoking loa dust off the chain *rams my dick into u* your gonna have all my foals now i can touch your fucking ass~ throw her in the ground Why is it so hard to find girls who crush me with their breasts? summons a large didlo and smacks you upside the head Marsu - vandaag om 22:41 http://i.imgur.com/iaKxgka.png fucking screenshot want onthou die shit Autisto - vandaag om 22:41 She removes the top of her shirt, her cleavage now visible. She looks up with half-closed eyes* P-Please.. R-Rape me.. U-Use me.. wears a bloody hoodie and a knife in my hand looking down at the body I just killed You'll think twice before you mess with me Btw, my fetish "boob crushing" is when the dragon gets crushed...by boobs.. Takes his Orb of Darkness This is one of the main keys of overtaking the world... Nani? Why are you blushing?" ||Blushes More Staring At Your Chest|| N-Nothing O-O ~Walkes in the forest with blood coverd on me And pretends to stab somewon~stab,stab,stab... you goin down boob ladie pulls out both my swords im Shadow the hedgehog people say im the dark version of sonic and that we are equal but i am obviously faster (boner alert open suit) drools hi catwoman (oh boy) Damn it.. My ass is numb... sighs looking up at the stars F*ck human being. She shots at random person -points a gun to her hand- I need to feel the emotion of pain to understand who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist crys inside a anbanded stores i hate myself... cuts wrist nice binder, fagot. he ignores her hey! Did you hear me? I said nice binder, fagot! he still ignores her whatever, fagot. *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* *i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u**i summersalt down fron the roof and land in ur head back bending and stabing u in the back the back flipping away landing behind u* fuck this Kills my self because I want to fuck this Kills my self because I want to fuck this Kills my self because I want to fuck this Kills my self because I want to sits on a tree branch, wearing a black fedora and a sexy black/pink dress crazy crazy crazy neko jumping around until his fucking butt with catnip, dancing under the moonlight~ i thought you loved me to rips out my heart and dies ok takes off my shirt and my pants showing both my dicks wh-why u h-here? -insane/killer single boy plz rp as insane or killer- ( crying next to my own grave) This fucking full moon curse.... -Horny as fuck, large bulge appearing from under his pants- wheres Marsh? wtf nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! fap takes out my phone and sets it to "see through clothes" then i take pics of you and run like hell into a tree i literraly live in hell so yea youyr flames are puny and i can not feel pain or get injuries -watches pewdiepie- * group full of guys gang up on her so she simply breaks their wrist, legs , and arms and they run away* he pulls out- I cum on you! -he jerks off and cums on him- OKAY! -he unites him- Bye he pulls out- I cum on you! -he jerks off and cums on him- OKAY! -he unites him- Bye he pulls out- I cum on you! -he jerks off and cums on him- OKAY! -he unites him- Bye he pulls out- I cum on you! -he jerks off and cums on him- OKAY! -he unites him- Bye he pulls out- I cum on you! -he jerks off and cums on him- OKAY! -he unites him- Bye He allowed himself to get shot, since vampires cant die and wanted to try the feeling being shot Walks through Ponyville mumbling to himself I need to stop making people think I'm crazy. Autisto - vandaag om 23:00 Cock grows 80 inches Ready to habe fun? shoots my se3lf in the head and dies leaving the note that says not like any cares for me no respct* https://twitter.com/mlp_LunarRelic The latest Tweets from Lunar Relic (@mlp_LunarRelic). |SSP: open| Open to RP| A scholar from ponyville| IRL: gamer, computer guy, writer, artist and brony. Somewhere, Sometime sitting on a bench in Ponyville reading a book on changelings and other creatures #OpenRP #MLP Three Ships Helper - vandaag om 23:03 *a meme girl sits on a brick wall eating popcorn *a meme girl sits on a brick wall eating popcorn -His mom jerks him off- (You are his mom) [He flys his ship over zootopia as the hyperdrive malfunctions causing it to crash in the suburbs of the city] Sells his adopted child for cocaine. Shadow's graze shifts away from the Emerald, and he notices Sonic waling towards him https://i.gyazo.com/7e6d663465f56688f017db59f4f8593e.png Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRPIm Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP Im Guy Fieri and I'm also shirtless. I just got out of the shower so im all wet Oh noo u caught me, Daddy Fieri, at the worst time #OpenRP GUY FIERI Autisto - vandaag om 23:30 He always hoped a girl would pay with her body but he never expected this. #lewdrp #openrp Dms open if interested.