Create
Memebuilder
Advanced Meme Making Tool
Quickmeme
Fastest Way to
Caption a Meme
Gifmaker
Create/Edit GIFs, Make Reaction GIFs
Upload
Upload Image or Video on Your PC
1
Notifications
your-dreams

your-dreams

From Soviet Russia, 109 years old.
Report Profile
Level
15
5479 / 5900
Rank : #7964
Follow
Message
your-dreams posted a status update

knock knock
who’s there?
well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock



source:http://www.best-text-posts.com/post/103780222334/the-lonely-scottish-guy-knock-knock-whos#notes

9
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

it is now december, soon finals will begin



i love how at the beginning of the year i was all like "i gots this"
then later on i'm like "oh shit i don't gots this"

7
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

so today i heard some kid ask his dad "who created humans?"
the dad replied:"god did"
then the kid asked: "who created god?"
then out of nowhere, a total strangers walked by and said "humans did"



shots fired

10
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

boy: Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man



girl:boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina



shots fired

5
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

The Seven Shittiest Sins



Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

15
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do you not understand what a break is do you want me to demonstrate on your neck

9
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

6
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

waffles are pancakes with abs.

8
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

speaking of stars...



MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN



DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double



MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

10
7 years ago
your-dreams posted a status update

send your selfies to NASA



why?



because you're a star
☆_☆

8
7 years ago
Trophies
Following See All
Followers See All